"The bad news is you have a condition unknown to medical science. The good news is we're going to name it after you."

"Right about now, global warming doesn't sound so bad."

"Bad news: The judge is a cat person."

"Iceberg dead ahead, captain! Also a seemingly endless stream of books, TV shows, musicals and movies!"

"Is this a bad time?"

"I'll level with you. You only have 106 years to live."

"It's OK everybody. It's mine."

"I'm asleep. What are you doing?"

"And so, due in large part to sound financial planning by her father, the little princess lived happily ever after."

"It's the Bill Gates effect."