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USA WEEKEND cartoons, including Affirmies and Thurbear | USA WEEKEND Magazine

Thursday, April 26, 2007


"I won't lie to you, folks. This place needs a little work."

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"And please, don't let my generation's only contribution to culture be tongue-piercing."

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"It's just a formality, but I'll also need a lock of your hair for DNA analysis."

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Thursday, April 19, 2007

The Seven Dwarfs for the '90s

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"Yeah, they're filling, but I've really got a craving for carbohydrates."

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"On this model, the wife and kids are factory-installed."

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"May I have your name for our customer database, and would you like a prospectus about our IPO?"

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Tuesday, April 17, 2007

"Hey, we should celebrate -- I've been wrong about everything for a whole year."

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"I think it would be a good idea if you took some time from your Web site to play with your father."

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Wednesday, April 11, 2007

"We used them when I was about your age. It's called a toy."

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Monday, April 9, 2007

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