"Looks like everyone is trying to have the first baby of the millennium."

"No, I'm not the waiter. I'm the genetic engineer. How would you like your lamb?"

"We used them when I was about your age. It's called a toy."

"Gosh, Dad, this is just like the Discovery Channel"

"And so, due in large part to sound financial planning by her father, the little princess lived happily ever after."

"What? I thought I was wearing it backwards."

"'Interactive': That's the word for when nobody wants to deal with you, so they get a machine to do it."

"Be aggressive. Roll over your allowance into an Internet fund."

"Check it out. Only 10 bucks on eBay."

"We've just been voted America's favorite poll!"

"I liked the original remake better."

"I don't mind at all. I take St. John's wort."

"As a matter of fact, I am getting double bonus miles. Aren't you?"

"Everyone else in my class is Shamiqua, Taylor or Ashley. How'd I get stuck with a weirdo name like Mary?"

"Tommy? Tommy's not here? Who knows his pager number?"

"Oh, wow! It's true. This stuff tastes so much better now that they have the new can.""

"Either you've been on the internet, or we coincidentally just received 200 dog biscuits from poocheytreats.com."

"What font would you like your receipt printed in?"

"I drew the dragon, Becky drew the knight, and Warren drew the copyright symbol."