"Ready?"

"Do me a favor. Quit saying, 'We're not out of the woods, yet.'"

Absolutely, irretrievably alone, Warren pondered his
overwhelming success at simplifying his life.

"I don't fingerpaint. But I do collect quality fingerpaintings."

"Didn't anyone tell you about casual Fridays?"

"Like I said, Pops, change is a-comin'."

"Healthy snacks instead of candy?! You're fired!"

"It's an audio book report."

"Mom! Can I get drinks for my posse?"

"These days, all the elve's work gets outsourced."

"You should get that looked at."