"Do me a favor. Quit saying, 'We're not out of the woods, yet.'"

"Didn't anyone tell you about casual Fridays?"

"Looky, Punkin, they cloned a little cat. More kitties! That's what the world needs!"

"After I got the first botox injection, I just couldn't stop."

"A 'spring'? Oh, no, no, no. You're definitely a 'winter.'"

"Are you kidding? I could never have afforded to transfer here without vouchers."

"At first it was just a disguise, but then I started to like it."

"Give it up Linda. You know he'll never change. He'll always eat nothing but meat until at least his first heart attack."

"No matter how much we try to ignore it, the race issue will always be there between us."

"Bad news: The judge is a cat person."

"Bob, I fetched the paper. Should I swing by to pick up a latte?"

"I used to run. Now I power-walk."

"But on the plus side, I'm picking up HBO."

"After taking Meal-on-Wheels to Grandma, the small, good wolf co-signed home loans for all the little pigs."

"...and someone's been using my cell phone -- and used up all my minutes!"

"Petey's new name is Swampmaster P. And he no longer hops. Now he hip-hops."

"The good news is we caught it early, so it's just annoyed cow disease."

"Trust me, kid. Learn as many tricks as you can early on."

"It's the latest in home entertainment systems!"

"Of course the groom has cold feet. Everyone here has cold feet."

"I don't care if it is for I.D. purposes. Mom is going to kill you when she finds out you got a tattoo."

"We've got some peeves."

"Either you've been on the internet, or we coincidentally just received 200 dog biscuits from poocheytreats.com."