"Ed, ring my cellphone, willya? My kid buried it somewhere in the sand."

"O.K. - it's nap time. All cell phones off; switch pagers to vibrate."

"It's OK everybody. It's mine."

"I'm asleep. What are you doing?"

"...and someone's been using my cell phone -- and used up all my minutes!"

"That itsy bitsy spider song is cool.
Know where I can download the ringtone?"