"Yeah, they're filling, but I've really got a craving for carbohydrates."

"I'm trying this thing called the 'balanced' diet."

"It's a 10-minute recipe but a 40-minute cleanup."

"Doesn't know his ABC's yet, but he can already ID nearly 20 fast-food chains."

"We offer an interactive dining environment. You order it. I get it. You eat it."

"It's good. And only 40 calories per serving! What I can't figure out is how they managed to fit 12 servings in this little cup."

"The turkey's a bit overdone. You have your choice of dark meat and very dark meat."

"No, I'm not the waiter. I'm the genetic engineer. How would you like your lamb?"