"May I have your name for our customer database, and would you like a prospectus about our IPO?"

"My robotic dog ate my electronic book."

"Tell me again about your dot-com glory days. Y'know, back when you were my age."

"All you had to do was press the 'Home' key."

"Remember when Santa used to talk to children on his lap? Now he just instant messages them on his laptop."

"It's the latest in home entertainment systems!"

"Tommy? Tommy's not here? Who knows his pager number?"

"It's the Bill Gates effect."

"I'm faxing you something. What's your new area code?"